We know you’re busy celebrating back-to-back World War Championships with burgers, dogs, brews and bottle rockets while blasting Skynyrd in flag bandana so we’ll keep this short. In fact, we’ll just let the greatest president in the history of the world tell you exactly what we’re thinking. James Marshall, Andrew Shepard and Tom Beck did some solid work from the Oval Office but nobody can touch President Thomas J. Whitmore.
You all saw that coming, right? It’s a great day to be alive…the only thing that would make it better is if Tim Howard’s Abe Lincoln beard was playing for a chance at the World Cup semis.
Try not to blow yourselves up or get arrested for feeling up cops this weekend. We’ll see you Monday.
The Sports Jags 